Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You’re the organized, polished friend who pretends they aren’t judging anyone but absolutely is. You alphabetize your lip balms “just to keep things tidy” and somehow manage to run your life like a retro magazine editor with extremely high standards. You plan everything, fix everything, and silently suffer while doing it. People rely on you because you’re insanely capable — and because your vibe is clean, classic, and aesthetically superior. Underneath the perfectionism is a soft, sweet heart that just wants things to be nice.

