Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’re the responsible friend who looks like you have your whole life together, but everyone knows your real secret is a well-stocked stash of lip balm that keeps you functioning. You give “vintage leather jacket on a Sunday morning,” quietly judging everything but in a classy way. You’re grounded, stable, and sip your iced coffee like it’s a personality trait. You hold the group chat together, even though half your coping skills involve reorganizing your balm drawer. Ambitious, intentional, slightly intimidating, and absolutely iconic.
